Listen up, fools! This is simple and easy. This is the "E-mail Death Bunny" section. Not the e-mail frikkin' "Robbie 'Yamcha Hibiki' Allen section. If you wish to e-mail the creator/artist of this dumb comic, you can contact him at yamcha7@swordbreaker.com. So don't go e-mailing me, expecting Allen to respond or anything like that. This section is so you can e-mail me, Death Bunny. Ask me anything you want, whether it be advise on your love life, a question about my views, or something about one of the strips. However, I will warn you, because in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a nice guy, and being as I'm not a nice guy, I am more likely to give you a negative response than a positive one. So, I highly recommend equipping yourself with a sense of humor before you send me an e-mail. Also I will be posting the e-mails I think are worth answering in this section along with my responses. So get ready to have some fun. Ready? Good. E-mail me at deathbunny@digitalcrap.net. P.S. This includes you annoying spambots, where ever you are.

 

E-MAIL 4:

From: E Riggs

Subject: FWD: is your mother happy?

Dear Death Bunny,
I need your help. My mail box is full of spam. I have plenty of offers for penis enlargements, valium and viagra, and cheap morgage rates. I
have more than I know what to do with. I even get letters that are full of gibberish. What should I do?

And on that note, should I send the pills and penis emails to you? Maybe some valium could help calm you down. And some of the penis enlargements say you can leave her breathless". Maybe a breathless female rabbit would make her shut up?

-Email Junkie with Too Much Junk

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From: "Deann Rose" <%FROM_USER@worldwidemail.co.uk>
Reply-To: "Deann Rose"
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Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 22:48:16 +0200

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Dear Oil Riggs,

My house is full of cockroaches, and you don't see me e-mailing people about it. Besides if you really want to try and get rid of those e-mails, there's this brilliant little thing called a mail filter. You might want to use it, some time.

... WHAT THE HELL YOU TRYING TO SAY, BITCH?! Look, I don't need to fucking calm down worth fucking shit! I'm perfectly fucking calm all the fucking time, god fucking damn it!!! BITCH!!! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!! And what the hell is with this fucking penis shit! Are you insulting the size of my wang?! Because if you are, I can stick it in your mouth and shut you the hell up! Jeezus! Some
people! Besides, if my penis got any larger it would be hard for me to walk... not like it isn't hard for me to walk as is. Damn lack of legs.

As for e-mail you forwarded, I think it's actually a code. If you read it backwards you'll raise some sort of demon or something... like... like... The Undertaker!!!

Look Mr. Bunny, I think you need to know something. All that undead stuff about me in WWE isn't true. I'm actually a normal person
who lives in Houston, Texas, okay. I'm not a demon or anything. I think you are in need of a reality check.

 

 

You live in fucking Houston, Texas, and you say you're fucking normal?! I don't know what I should be more shocked by. The fact you just claimed that, or the fact you are from Houston, Texas, and you can speak English. Why don't you do me a favor, and shut the fuck up. Also, stop messing with JBL, he's my hero!

E-mail Death Bunny with Too Many Idiots

 

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E-MAIL 3:

From: n/k

Subject: Strip Ideas

You should wear a fireman's hat and make some jokes about politics. I'm not sure how you'd go about it, but most of lines should be "BOY THAT GEORGE W. BUSH SURE IS DUMB!!!" or a derivation thereof. It'd be killarious. If you use this idea, make sure you give me credit.

Oh yeah, and you're a blatant rip-off of Max from "Sam and Max". Don't think that palette shift fooled me for a second.
n/k

Dear n/a,

Killarious? Is that one of those stupid peices of net lingo like l33t and w00t?

Anyways, I doubt you'll see me make many political jokes anytime soon. I tend to care about polotics, just about as much as Allen cares about religion. Besides if I just talked about how dumb George W. is, I wouldn't be telling anyone anything they didn't already know.

Hardly. If I looked like a palette swapped Max, then I'd have an even bigger mouth then I already do, and if that was the case I could only wonder where my eyes would go. Also if I was a palette swapped version of Max I'd have actual legs, and God knows I'd love that. Let me tell you, it's a real bitch running around when you have stubby legs like mine... or lack of legs, anyways. Also, unlike Max, I'm quite aware that pronto and ensue are real words... and probably would of killed Sam by now.
d/b

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E-MAIL 2:

From: K. Ivan Ruppert

Subject: a question

Since you now have this question and answer forum now, I figured I'd ask you a question that burns in the minds of probably most DeathBunny fans: Just what DO you call the Girl Bunny? She has a name, right?

Blah blah blah,

-K

Dear Circle K,

Yeah, she has a name, but that doesn't mean I know it. Why? Because I don't give a rat's ass what her name is. I just fuck the bitch, and I rarely even do that. Usually, I only do it when I'm desperate. In fact, I think the only one who knows her name is her. However, since this isn't the "E-mail The Female Rabbit" webpage, you're pretty much out of luck. I will say this, Allen once blabbed something about putting three hints to what her name is on this webpage (and this includes the forum). So, you might try looking around. I pretty much just call her "Hey, you!"

Blah blah blah, yourself,

-DB

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E-MAIL 1:

From: suupuuxiang@swordbreaker.com

Subject: Dear Mr. Bunny of Death...

Cupcake.

That is all.

Dear suupuuxiangxwoeosanrwisndnhvkassjeewoe,

Give me your god damned cupcake, or feel the ultimate punishment!!! A shot to the head!!!

That is all.

Death Bunny