Look at them people! Aren't they beautiful? These beautiful 1 inch Death Bunny and The Female Rabbit Buttons are your's if you do one thing. Donate some damn money to me! Death Bunny! Put some slush in my booze fund, as well as pay that shitwad of an artist for all of the crazy late nights of seizure inducing work that you read and enjoy. You enjoy it, right? Well, of course you do, I'm frikkin' in it! Anyways with every donation of five dollars or more, we will send you this classy buttons absolutely free. I know what you're saying. Hey DB, how can I donate money to you? Don't you live in Texas or something. Well, Mr. Ask Too Many Damn Questions And Keep Interupting My Beautiful Frikkin' Talking, it's really easy. In fact it's so easy, you have two choices on how to do it, and here they are:
PAYPAL
The first option is PayPal. It's fast, it's easy, and best of all, fast money to me means fast buttons for you. Isn't that just peachy. All you have to do is get a PayPal account, and then click on the button below:
The second option is good ol' slow as fucking hell snail mail. If you don't have a PayPal account (or just too lazy to get one), you can use this method. Just make all checks and money orders (please don't send cash through the mail, assclowns) signed to the artist (ha) Robbie Allen and send them to the following address:
Robbie Allen
5233 Verde Valley LN. APT. 1192
Dallas, TX. 75254
While this method works, and gets the money where it needs to go. It's also very slow. Slow receiving of money, equals slow receiving of buttons. However, you are still sending me money (or at least the artist money, but it gets to me eventually), and that's okay with me.
So, go break your piggy banks, pull out your check books, or hold up your local grocery store, and donate some money to us. Remember $5 or more doesn't just get you one of these nice buttons, but BOTH of these fine pieces of jewelry. Thank you for your time.