Hey, DB here. I really don't know why you people would care about this loser, but just in case you do, here's all the stuff worth knowing about the "artist" of this strip. Artist... HA!

Name: Robbie Allen

Alias: Yamcha Hibiki

E-mail: yamcha @ digitalcrap.net (e-mail him anytime, even if he hates you, he will enjoy your letters, even the negative ones)

Birthdate: July 30th 1978

Height: 5' 8"

Weight: 180 lbs.

Likes: Video games, animation, comics, movies, basic stuff you'd expect a geek like him to be into. He also loves to eat, and has a matabilism that seems to keep up with it most of the time.

Dislikes: Spinach, self-centered people, egomaniacs, people, HEY! When did this become a dating service.

Interesting facts:

Since getting his fidora, Robbie is rarely seen not wearing it.

Robbie has substained more injuries than the entire webcomic community.

Robbie is actually really anti-social when he meets people face to face, however he becomes very social when talking to people via panel discussions at conventions. This is the only place where he feels he can freely make fun of himself and others, and it's perfectly excepted.

In general, Robbie Allen hates 95% of the world. However when on the internet this sometimes gets boosted to 99%. He loves his fans, though. Even the REALLY retarded ones.

Robbie is single. Why? Didn't you see above! He's a loser, dammit!